Bridge of Iris

HEY. I NEED HELP FROM THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED.

Remember Meg from S1 and S2 of Supernatural? I want to get my hair cut again because it's starting to do that ridiculous 70s flippy thing, and I want to get it short like hers, because it's been that length before and it looks decent on me.

So, if anyone has/can make screencaps of Meg with short hair, I would appreciate it. I'm especially looking for shotsof the side and the back of her head.

Title: The World, According To Sam

Fandom: Supernatural

Rating: R

Characters: Sam and Dean, mention of Ruby, very brief mention of Lilith, Castiel, John, and Jess

Pairing: Sam/Dean

Word count: 2147

Warnings: Spoilers up through the end of season four

 

( Screaming shards of bloodied glass )

THANK YOU MR. GOD KRIPKE.

THE PLOT. IT IS VISIBLE.

HALLEFUCKINGLUJAH.

This is completely incoherent and contains no spoilers, and you will understand it only if you have 1) watched the ep and 2) share my sentiments on where S4 started going when it came back from Christmas break.

And Kim Manners. D= Big fat sad.

Post a character that I RP/write and I'll answer the following questions for you.

01. Full name:
02. Best friend:
03. Sexuality:
04. Favorite color:
05. Relationship status:
06. Ideal mate:
07. Turn-ons:
08. Last sexual experience:
09. Favorite food:
10. Crushes:
11. Favorite music:
12. Biggest fear:
13. Biggest fantasy:
14. Quirks in bed:
15. Bad habits:
16. Biggest regret:
17. Best kept secrets:
18. Last thought:
19. Worst sexual/romantic experience:
20. Biggest insecurity:

Cut for spoilers, rant on Supernatural 4.11

( Poorly executed, anyone? )

So you were ridiculously enthusiastic about the Sam/Castiel I said I wanted to write, and I finally got hypergraphic enough to write it. Four fanfics since break started. This is what happens when I have too much time on my hands.

Fandom: Supernatural
Title: After The Fall
Rating: NC-17 for smex and general wtfery
Characters/Pairings: Sam/Castiel, mention of Sam/Dean
Length: 3459 words
Warnings: Real morbid, and poor Cassy really suffers in this. Also graphic S/C sex, wherein Sam is a toppy bitch. Mention of character death, but it’s no one anybody likes. I don’t think. Don’t flame me if I’m wrong.
Summary: Post-apocalypse world, Castiel’s sent down there to watch I guess like Ana was. He’s got doubts and Sam takes advantage of them.
Notes: Birthday present for roseganymede because she likes this pairing. Also, I think I took some liberties with Cassy's character, but I kind of think it fits with the fic.

( How I outdid myself with the morbid. )

Fandom: Supernatural
Title: And Then There Was Only Fire
Rating: NC-17 for one sex scene
Length: 3163 words
Characters/Parings: Sam/Dean (main, established), mentions of: Sam/Ruby (past) and Sam/Jess (past), OFC named Lisette, one random fireman
Warnings: mention of character death (not Sam or Dean), Lisette is a very messed up child, brief mention of rimming in the one sex scene (I swear I don’t know where that came from.)
Summary: So I was talking to postpossibly  and I said that the song “Grapvine Fires” by Death Cab for Cutie made me want to write apocalypse!fic. And she said I should. So I did. This entire fic is based off the song, so if you don’t know it here’s a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ikpw444sUI
It’s much better if you listen to it before reading.
Notes: I don’t know why her name is Lisette. Maybe her mother was French. Also, the song this is based off of was really inspired by the '07 California wildfires: http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3530822107858717132/

( She laughed and danced through the field of graves. )

Song!meme bitches! It's a crapload harder than it looks, so give it a go to challenge yourselves. Oh, and comment on those last two fics and give me an ego boost. (dreamlittleyo I finished it! Read it before my poor deprived ego dies and I think you don't like it! =P) Christmas kinda failed at my house this year, and I need it. =D *is . . . totally not? . . . being a whore* And the last two are totally meant to make you LOL.

Opening credits
"Crimes"--A Perfect Circle
Wake-up Call
"Ain't Goin' Down Till the Sun Comes Up"--Garth Brooks (blast that shit in the morning)
Average Day
"Green Onions"--Booker T. and the MGs
First Date
"How to be a Girl"--Amuro Namie (For those who have no idea what's going on.)
Falling in Love
"Lollipop"--Mika (Call me pessimistic, but it's gonna getcha down.)
Love Scene (seriously?)
"Sexy Back"--Justin Timberlake (Shut up. Everyone wants that to be their love scene, and you all know it.)
Fight Scene
"Hallelujah"--Rammstein
Breaking Up
"Someday You Will be Loved"--Death Cab for Cutie
Getting Back Together
"Feelin' Way Too Damn Good"--Nickelback
Secret Love
"Suckers"--Reel Big Fish (And I'm . . . just getting worse with this.)
Life's Okay
"Summer in the City"--The Lovin' Spoonful
Mental Breakdown
"Right Now"--Korn
Driving
"Fuel"--Metallica
Learning a Lesson
"Dirty Laundry"--Don Henley
Deep Thought
"Session"--Linkin Park
Flashback
"Dragostea Din Tei"--Preferably Haiducii, but could also be O Zone
Partying
"Please Don't Stop the Music"--Rhianna
Happy Dance
"One Week"--Barenaked Ladies
Regretting
"Varuna"--Nightmare
Long Night Alone
“I Schänke Dir Mis Härz”—Züri West
Death scene
"Highway to Hell"--ACDC (C'mon, I had to.)
Closing Credits
"Don't Fear the Reaper"--Blue Oyster Cult

Yet another fanfic. I'm probably gonna have to wait before I post this to comms, because I just posted my other fic yesterday. This is a Christmas present for Cree because she is awesome and we bounce crack off each other until it multiplies and explodes and hits some random passerby in the head. Because they totally deserve it. Like when extras in television and movies die.

Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Like Alcohol
Rating: I guess PG-13? I'm bad at this.
Characters/Pairing: Sam/Dean
Length: 1551 words, according to the word processor
Summary: Dean fucks up Sam's homework. Which of course leads to schmoop and porn. It's a logical outcome.

( This is my drunk handwriting.  )

Fandom: Supernatural

Title: Significavit

Rating: completely tame at parts, but NC-17 in others

Length: 11051 words, according to the word processor.

Characters/Pairing: Sam/Dean, mentions of Cassy and Uri, possibly also Lily

Summary: This is a fic to the prompt from dreamlittleyo, as payment for the awesome ladybug icon she made me: As for a prompt. Sam/Dean of course. And actually, I've got QUITE the hankering right now for thunder storms, power outages and/or first time Wincest. Any iteration or combination in there will make me EXCEPTIONALLY squeeful.

In addition, it's set during S4 and deals heavily with Dean's nightmares and Sam's guilt complexes. Oh, and I completely destroyed the Bible.

 

Notes: On the dream parts, I'm kinda leaving it ambiguous. I don't think it's really a previous life for them, but it could be if you want to see it like that. Or it could be Lily headfucking them. Or it could be Sam's guilt complexes. Read it as you will.

(Sorry this took so long! I hope you like it and that I got the prompt down right.)

Title: Is taken from Chaucer. It means a writ of excommunication. Since dreamlitteyo always uses legal terms in Latin for fic names, I tried to find something in the same language. It seemed appropriate, considering how they are never an actual part of any establishment (even some of the hunting fraternity is out to get them), and are always such outcasts and vagabonds. Just wanted to explain that.

( Nothing better than this. ) 

 Second part: http://darthmokona.livejournal.com/17636.html#cutid1

Because we live in a republic, I come bearing a poll.  Options for everyone of every preference, to be fair and even more cracktastic.
Poll #1306943
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Should I randomly write a fic wherein I ship Sam and Castiel?

Poll #1306944
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Ran out of check boxes.

This ain't worth putting under a cut because it has no real spoilers.

In fact, this just means I'm a horrible sort of fangirl.

So.

Dean wants Sam to domesticate him.

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

Or at least I've gotten way too comfortable with walking around the house half dressed. At least when I'm by myself. And then I'm left scrambling when the parental units come back.

I've finally stopped being a douchebag about college aps and I've started applying to FSU. Deadline's the fifteenth, so now or never. All I have left is the essay, which is about how some inspirational terms in Latin which are the school's logo or something have significance in my life.

Answer: Latin is for exorcising demons. If you want to sound nerdy, use Greek.

They'd probably blacklist me if I wrote that.

Day spent with hw and a little cleaning, which was actually wonderful because the padre was at work and the madre was at her madre's, so no one bothered me. All day. I actually got most of these ginormous packets for econ done, crap in the online PE course of mind rape that's been haunting me for weeks, and I started applying to a college. Just gotta buckle down and do that essay, which can't be more than 500 words, so it won't take long. I'll come up with some shit. And then steal the padre's credit card to pay for it, but I'll give him the money back in cash. So it's all good.

Rant about SPN 4.4, behind a cut even though I think I'm the last person to see it.

( FLAMERS. )

I want to go into a long-winded rant about Castiel and another one about Sam, particularly what the fandom's been doing with them. But I need to get an essay written, so that will be another day.

Question in general: I kind of want to ship a really effed up John/Azazel. Am I deranged, or do y'all think I could pull it off?

I also have another AU festering in my soul, but postpossibly lets me vent about it to her and actually likes hearing it. So that's a relief. (If it's not to the point where summarizing it takes two hours, I think I'm still good.)

Oh, and here's about the best explanation of the financial crisis ever. I'm only talking about the first half of the first sentence, but I just love the way he says it.

http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/industry_sectors/banking_and_finance/article4892170.ece

And it's the vid. Not the article.

Um, I guess it has spoilers?

Mary is kickass.

I miss the old John to the point where it's painful.

"I'm going to hell. Again." For Christ's sake, Dean, didn't you already know that after all that stuff with Sammy?

Ok, Kripke-hates-women people. There was a dude in there, so it's a litte less sexist. (But he did look pretty femmy . . . I don't know.)

If they're going to have an onscreen wincest kiss, why did it have to be that? *barfs a little*

Cassy, stop being a creepy psycho stalker who watches people in their sleeeeeeeeeeeep or else I will go off the deep end and start seeing what the Dean/Castiel shippers see. And then the Sammy in my head would kill me with his Demon!Jesus powers.

WTF is with the to-be-continued? Seriously, the only thing worse was Croatoan and then Hunted . . . that was really like an effing soap opera. This is a little better, but still. Fuuuuuck. 

So I guess Dean finds out about the Demon!Jesus powers next ep and throws a bitch-fit to end all bitch-fits? All I have to say is finally, but Sammy's still not gonna stop. Who still thinks he's Satan-sama? (Heaven people: OMGWTF we didn't see that one coming . . . )

postpossibly . . . I actually really wanna work on your fic, but I have SATs tomorrow and I need to go to bed . . . I promise that if I have any time to myself I will stab out what I can. It's still longhand now, but if you want I'll post what I have by tomorrow or just send it to you and finish the rest ASAP. Senior year is so friggin crazy. You know how it is. And work has lately taken up permanent residence in my arse. But I'll procrastinate on my homework to death in favour of finishing it if I have the opportunity because otherwise I'll feel bad. *puppy*

So yeah. Random link a the top of my journal that says, "New Beta Profile Page". Anyone care to enlighten me?

For this, you may blame sin_of_pride for putting a possessive Sammy in my head and postpossibly for putting crack in there on a regular basis.

So, if Sam took over hell and heaven wanted Dean, who else thinks this would go down?

Sam: Fuck no, he's mine.
Heaven: Fuck you, we want our messiah.
Sam: Fuck all y'all. I'm starting a war.
Heaven: Fucking bring it.
Demons: Fuck yes, it's a war! Yay pointless slaughter! Yaaaaaaaaaay!
Dean: Fuck all you fucktards! Do I look like a goddamned damsel in distress? *stays at Bobby's house so he doesn't get hurt (on Sam's insistence) and bitches to him daily*
Bobby: Fucking Winchesters. *sigh*
Ruby: *also at Bobby's* Fucking awesome! I'll go get beer and popcorn!

 . . . And yeah, that's pure crack. Anyone want to add something slightly more constructive?

I have, like, the opposite of writer's block or something. To those people whom I owe fics: I'm working on it, I swear. Here's something to hold you over because I'm finally caught up to the show in real time and 4.1 needs a fic-rant.

( About the fic: contains spoilers )

( The number five sans pentameter. It's about the farthest thing from crack, but for some reason I'm very sarcastic at the moment. )

Ok, so 4.1. Took me awhile, but I finally did get to it--thanks to everyone who sent me links. And now, the rant behind a cut in case of spoilers, even though I was probably the last one to watch it. And I would dearly love feedback/additions to my fandom wank.

( I've finally caught up to the show in real time! )

*IS NEEDING HELPS FROM FELLOW SUPERNATURAL FANGIRLS*

So, I couldn't watch the season 4 premiere of SPN Thursday because I got called in to work. I taped it, but I couldn't watch it last night because of stuff. I tried to watch the tape this morning, and the padre made a mistake when I asked him to tape it and I literally got the last thirty seconds of the episode and that's it.

I really need download links or someplace like YouTube that I can go to watch it before this coming Thursday. Much love to anyone who helps me out with this. And if that fails, I'd love a detailed plot summary or even an online script if those exist--anything so I'm not lost.

maki_to13 : If you have it downloaded or taped or anything or can save it on a DVD or VHS, I work from 11:30-3:00 tomorrow. I'll trade you for The Bell Jar and Dawn. And I don't know if you have Interview With the Vampire, because I have that, too.

So yeah. The Moirai don't like me. All I have is that my latest theory-on-crack is Dean=Jesus and Sam=Satan. That would rock. But anyway . . . *deflates* Help?